So yeah, my sense of humor is weird, and this isn't drawn as well as it could be.
-Naruto isn't giving Kyuubi a bottle, just pointing at it.
-Kyuubi is molesting Naruto with his tails to prove his point that he can use them better than Oro can use his snakes.
As for what REALLY happened between Orochimaru and Sasuke in that chapter, please don't discuss it here. We don't know for sure. This isn't supposed to be "serious fan interpretation corner". It's just a funny parody. There's no need to break out the theories. Thanks.